Deer

What do you call a
deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!

What do you call a
deer with no eyes
and no legs?

Still no eye deer

Knock Knock!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in In Its Cold Out Here

Duck #1

What Did The Swan Say To
The Goose When They
Were Playing
Frisbee?


Duck!

Chicken #1

Can Chickens Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building


Yes. Buildings Can't Jump At All

Mr. Piano

Why Was The Piano On The Porch?


'Cause it lost its keys.

Pirate Cards!

Pirate1: Why can't we play cards.

Pirate2: Cause Captain Patty's standing on the deck.